Fandom: Star Wars (HanxLuke)
“‘Force!’ Luke could barely look at his own image in the mirror. It was too embarrassing. The fluffy thing between his legs seemed monstrously big, and it hugged his member painfully tight. I’m sorry Han, but we’ll have to make do without this!
He started to undress in a hurry and inadvertedly touched a diminutive button in the costume.
‘AAAAAAAHHHHHH!’
The fluffy thing started to vibrate.”
this is a winning piece of star wars fanfiction.
Fandom: French and American history
“Marie opened up the gate to Versailles, and let his carriage inside. Ben thrust into her repeatedly until he came and signed his signature on the walls of her uterus as if it was the Declaration of Independence.”
3 years ago today
sorry for the Cooper spam. except I’m not really.
reason number one why 18 wheelers should not be speeding on back roads near houses: you run over people’s puppies right in front of them.
depressing things are depressing.
blech.
spring ‘09
cooper <3 :[
:)
